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One liners for this month:
This month I thought I'd give the one liners a Rajnikanth treatment. This post deserves a special treatment, thus the lengthy post.
For details on Rajnikanth, check out
Wikipedia.
Here goes:
1.
Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what
time it is
2.
When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if
everything is OK !
3.
When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to
cancel its raining due to the match
4.
There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is
always in Control
5.
When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to
find him, he shot himself to death
6.
If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes
Rajni’s follower
7.
Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth
stories
8.
Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s
why there are no signs of life
9.
Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop
was lucky enough to escape with a warning
10.
Rajnikanth can make onions cry!
11.
Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !
12.
Rajnikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
13.
People call 100 for Police help, Police calls
Rajnikanth for Help
14.
Rajnikanth knows Victoria’s Secret !
15.
Rajnikanth built the hospital he was born in
16.
Harvard got it’s MBA from Rajnikanth
17.
Rajnikanth knows the last digit of pi
18.
Once Rajnikanth bite an apple and threw it away,
not its is known as Apple computers logo
19.
There is no April 1st in Rajni calendar, because no
one can fool him
20.
Dark spots on the Moon are the result of
Rajnikanth’s shooting practice
21.
Rajnikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it
is posted
22.
Rajnikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn’t have
the courage to tell him yet
23.
Once Rajnikanth kicked a man, later he is
remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
24.
When anyone says “No one is Perfect”, Rajnikanth
takes it as a personal insult.
25.
Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
26.
Gmail’s email address gmail@rajnikanth.com
27.
Monalisa got her smile from Rajnikanth
28.
Rajnikanth know “Choli ke peeche kya hai”
29.
Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.
30.
When Rajni wants the lights on, he simply turns the
dark off !
31.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he
already had 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth
32.
Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank
bounced!
33.
Rajnikanth can hit 6 sixes in one ball
34.
Rajnikanth can play Tequila shot in Cricket
35.
Rajnikanth stopped playing cricket these days,
because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
36.
Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajnikanth,
He got what he deserved .
37.
Rajnikanth counted to Infinity many times
38.
Its a lie if any country other than India says that
they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajnikanth lives here.
39.
Rajnikanth can drown a fish
40.
Hollywood wants to make a movie Alien vs
Rajnikanth, but they fear that Rajni may beat the Alien in just few seconds and
people don’t watch a few seconds movie.
41.
Rajnikanth can play a Violin with a piano
42.
Rajnikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
43.
Once death has “Near Rajnikanth experience”
44.
Once Rajnikanth and Superman had a competition, The
loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
45.
When Rajnikanth visits Intel’s office, they change
their caption “Rajni Inside”
46.
Its only when Rajnikanth jumped onto earth from
other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
47.
Rajnikant can make fire using two ice cubes
48.
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door
49.
Guinness World Records requested Rajni to not
compete, else their book becomes a single line “All Records Won by Rajnikanth”
50.
Paul The Octopus was asked to predict Rajni’s IQ….
poor Paul!
51.
Amitabh Bachchan maybe be the host but only
Rajnikant knows Kaun banega crorepati !
52.
Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It’s
decendents were found to be giraffes!!
53.
When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs
Rajnikant What’s happening!
54.
Rajnikant B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed
as “Accounting Standards”
55.
When Rajnikanth plays skipping, we face Earth
Quakes !
56.
The earth spins faster when Rajnikanth goes for
Running !
57.
Rajnikanth can speak in Braille
58.
Rajnikanth once went to The Virgin Islands, later
it is know as “The Islands”
59.
Rajnikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other
Contest !
60.
Rajnikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad
thing is Rajnikanth never cries
61.
Rajnikanth can remember the Future !
62.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in
McDonald’s, and got it.
63.
Rajnikanth doesn’t age, because time cannot keep up
with him
64.
Rajnikanth can paste something even before he copy
it
65.
When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook
updates its status message!
66.
There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajnikanth
who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
67.
Rajnikanth don’t like the other side of Moon!
That’s why its not visible from earth
68.
Why Rajnikanth have less hair ?? In old days people
used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
69.
Rajnikanth completely read the book Facebook many
times !
70.
When Google wants to search something, they search
Rajnikanth
71.
Rajnikanth can divide by Zero !
72.
Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs
73.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
74.
There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
75.
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
76.
New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually
Running away from Rajnikanth
77.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of
12 Seconds.
78.
To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajnikanth as
answer to every question
79.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
80.
Rajnikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
81.
Rajnikanth once emotionally break down, emotion
begged him for mercy
82.
Rajnikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
83.
When Rajnikanth asks you a question, there is no
answer
84.
Once a cobra bit Rajnikanth’ leg. After five days
of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
85.
Rajnikanth once shot down a German fighter plane
with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
86.
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajnikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
87.
It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
88.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’
PC will crash.
89.
Rajnikanth can breathe in Vacuum
90.
Rajnikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
91.
Rajnikanth can judge a book by its Cover
92.
Rajnikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an
aeroplane
93.
Rajnikanth’s emails never come back Undelivered
94.
Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajnikanth
95.
Rajnikanth can smell the sound
96.
Cigarettes smoked by Rajnikanth die from lung
cancer
97.
Actually Rajnikanth doesn’t walk, he stays at one
place and move the earth with his feet
98.
Rajnikanth can break one side of a glass!
99.
Rajnikanth can boil an egg in ice water
100.Rajnikanth wears sunglasses to
protect the Sun from his powerful gaze
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