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One liners for this month:
Here goes:
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
One liners for this month:
Here goes:
- Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set
- Save your breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date!
- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
- Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
- Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
- Support bacteria, they’re the only culture some people have.
- The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Finland. Now Santa Claus is missing.
- The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
- The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
- The sooner you fall behind the more time you’ll have to catch up.
- The universe is a figment of its own imagination.
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
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