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One liners for this month:
Here Goes:
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
One liners for this month:
Here Goes:
- Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody.
- I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I am perfect.
- Pobody is Nerfect.
- 200,000 sperms and you were the fastest?
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- A day without sunshine is like, night.
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
- Always remember you are unique... just like everyone else.
- Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
- Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
- Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
- Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
- Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
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