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* What 4 animals does a woman like to have in her house?
- A Tiger in the bed, a Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, and...
A Jackass to pay for it all...
* Without love the days of the week are -
- Sadday, Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.
* Where did you get those big eyes?
- They came alongwith the face.
*Teacher: Now students, if I saw a man beat up a Donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
* What is the height of suicide?
- A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road
* Engineers at NASA built a gun to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle. The idea is to simulate incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified British engineers sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
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NASA responded, "defrost the chicken".
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
* What 4 animals does a woman like to have in her house?
- A Tiger in the bed, a Mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, and...
A Jackass to pay for it all...
* Without love the days of the week are -
- Sadday, Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.
* Where did you get those big eyes?
- They came alongwith the face.
*Teacher: Now students, if I saw a man beat up a Donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love!
* What is the height of suicide?
- A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road
* Engineers at NASA built a gun to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle. The idea is to simulate incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified British engineers sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the US scientists for suggestions.
.
.
NASA responded, "defrost the chicken".
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
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