One liners - June 2013

-:VB:-

One liners for this month:

Here goes:

1.         Recession Rocks! My boss got fired!

2.         I tweet about my blog.

3.         If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

4.         Treat every day as your last day. One day you will be right.

5.         I love graveyards. People die to get in there...

6.         I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate…

7.         Beat the rush hour traffic. Leave work at noon...

8.         I work for MONEY... for loyalty hire a DOG!

9.         If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

10.     No Déjà vu please... I Don't want to go through that again

11.     What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

12.     For your information, I would like to ask a question.

13.     Oh, I didn’t tell you... Then it must be none of your business...

14.     Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems...

15.     I've just made a killing selling my shares in the nitrous oxide market, I'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

16.     I'm going to make a TV series about a plane hi-jacking. We just shot the pilot.

17.     Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

18.     If you were a Giraffe and had a Sore Throat, that would suck!

19.     I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long...

20.     Technically, according to chemistry, Alcohol IS a solution.

21.     I am good with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know 'Y'

22.     Those are my principles. I you don't like them, I have others...

23.     100,000 sperms, and you were the fastest?

24.     Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

25.     Death is hereditary.

 

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