One liners - July 2013 (Sarcastic)

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One liners for this month:

This month I found some nice sarcastic one liners, and thought I'd share a few with y'all. That makes it a 'Sarcasm' special!

Here Goes:

01.      I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

02.      I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

03.      Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

04.      If I throw a stick, will you leave?

05.      Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

06.      Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

07.      Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

08.      I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

09.      A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

10.     Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

11.     Can I trade this job for what's behind door number 1?

12.     I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

13.     Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

14.     Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

15.     Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

16.     Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

17.     Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

18.     You're just jealous because The Voices are talking to me.

19.     If idiots grew on trees, this place would be an orchard!

20.     Protect trees. Eat non-veg.

21.     We are all entitled to be stupid. Unfortunately some people tend to abuse this privilege.

22.     I used to work in a helium factory but I quit. I refused to be talked to in that tone

23.     Are you always so dumb or is today a special occasion?

24.     Grr-r-r-eat! I am all much more dumber now, for I had listen to you.

25.     I'm not as stupid as you look.

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