Why did the chicken cross the road? #9

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"Why did the chicken cross the road?..."

Answers to this famous question by some political minds, and other people...
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


"But there is No Road" - Kapil Sibal 

"I Never Laid out Any Road for Anyone to Cross" - Kamal Nath 

"Hamari parteeeee....aam murgeeee ki parteeeee hain" - Italian waitress

"The chickon cross the road on 24 may at 6 pm...we're no longer accountable as now it is 27 May" - Pranab Mukherjee

"Genuine Chicken error" - P. Chidambaram

"But sources within the congress say that the chicken did follow the rules...the PM was misled" - Barkha Dutt

"But who hid the chicken from the Prime Minister?" - Nidhi Razdan

"Many chicken have been run over by trucks. I saw the bones" - Rahul Gandhi 

"Chicken died while crossing the road.. It called and told me RSS did it" - Diggy

"We give a clean chick...errr....chit to the chicken" - CBI

"Rahul has been misquoted and quoted out of context by the media in this chicken issue" - Jayanthi Natarajan

"On Face the Nation tonight: Do chicken have a right to cross the road when the roads are so mismanaged" - Sagarika

"Wish there is a day when special roads are built for chicken to exercise their freedom. Till then Goodnight" - Rajdeep

"Our govt is taking strong steps to protect chicken by closing down roads. BJP is anti-chicken by building roads" - Manish Tewari

"Dead chicken will file affidavit in court " - Jethmalani

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