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Seriously, if you ask me, I never thought this series would last anymore than a single post.
However already 4 articles have been posted by me previously - and it never gets tiring.
Continuing with the answers to the most important question for the entire mankind...
Here goes:
The Star Trek version:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To reach his Nay-borhood.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the Armadillo told him it was safe
Q: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road ?
A: It got tired of everyone making so many jokes !!!
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Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
PREVIOUS
Seriously, if you ask me, I never thought this series would last anymore than a single post.
However already 4 articles have been posted by me previously - and it never gets tiring.
Continuing with the answers to the most important question for the entire mankind...
Here goes:
The Star Trek version:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!
- Spock: At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do.
- McCoy: Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barnyard psychologist!
- Scotty: Because the engines couldna take it any more!
- Computer: Insufficient data.
- Android, typical: I am not programmed to respond in that area.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To reach his Nay-borhood.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who else would follow a chicken?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because the Armadillo told him it was safe
Q: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road ?
A: It got tired of everyone making so many jokes !!!
NEXT
Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...
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