Why did the chicken cross the road? #1

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would Caesar!

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why did the playground cross the road?
A: To get to the other slide

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because I'm Batman!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: None of your damn business

Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because the chicken needed a day off

Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A: Because he was stapled to a chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum it could be done.

Q: Why did the abstract surrealist cross the road?
A: Tomato monkey.

Q: Why did the ocean cross the shore?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the blonde how!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he freakin' felt like it!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to find out what those jokes were about.

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