Why did the chicken cross the road? #2

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Welcome to the third installment of this series. Hope you enjoyed the previous edition.

Here it is:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: The coyote had put a sign over there, saying "Bird Seed."

Q: Why did Douglas R. Hofstadter cross the road?
A: So that I could ask this question.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road ?
A: To get to the udder side

Q: Why did the cow cross the road ?
A: To go to the moooooovies!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: For fowl purposes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because shut the hell up, that's why.

Q: Why does anything cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It had already crossed the road 999 times that day and wanted to make it 1000.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because she was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have enough guts

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It thought it was an eggs-elent idea!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was a chicken!

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