Why did the chicken cross the road? #3

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The mayhem continues in this third installment of the 'Chicken crossing the road' mystery...

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Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand store

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Give me ten minutes with that chicken and we'll find out.

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
 -   Who said it crossed the road at all?

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Dinosaurs are extinct, silly!

Q: Why did the Spy cross the road?
A: Because he was never really on your side

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: You ate it!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: No-one knows, but the road sure was pissed.

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