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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

You know you are in My College when..... #3 [Library]

You know you are in My College [Library] when.....
  • There is a separate section in the Library for studying for both Boys n Girls.
  • Teachers have a separate room in the Library, with comfy chairs.. :(
  • There is a CCTV Cam for strict vigilance on students.
  • The library staff constantly moves around the library, giving creeps to you even when you want to study. 
  • Most students doze off in the cozy, quiet, silent, comfy environs of the Library.
  • Part of the Job Description of the Librarian is to literally... 'Wake students up from their sleep..."
  • You are never allowed access to the Bookshelves in the Library.
  • All the Encyclopedias are kept preserved in cupboards that are never opened.
  • No student knows about almost half the books that are in the Library.
  • Almost everyone is completing their Practical Journals 
  • Half the students don't know what a library card is.
  • Most of the students have never stepped a foot inside the college library.
  • When you enter the Library, you are sometimes also reminded of that particular scene from the movie 'Main Hoon Na' when Zayed Khan steps into the Library for the 1st time ;)
  • You see a different librarian every year. [Remember 'Librarian Dubey' from the movie '3 Idiots'?, when he says to Boman Irani - 'Permanent Hoon Sir....'] No such thing here...
  • Even if you sneeze or cough loudly [of course its an involuntary action], the librarian looks at you in such a way as if you have massacred the entire Humanity..
  • All the monthly magazines and Daily newspapers are edited, censored for offendable materials such as nudity, to prevent from imprinting such things on the feeble, young, delicate, minds of 18-22 year olds. [That is why don't get startled if you come across some holes in the newspapers and magazines while reading] Even the Sexpert column from the 'Mumbai Mirror' newspaper is not spared.

Do comment if you liked my post, and if it is Wise or Wicked...
#4 coming up next....
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