You know you are in My College when..... #2

-:VB:-

You know you are in My College when.....

• You don't see Gundas, Taporis or Hoodlums - because the lack of these guys is fulfilled by some Professors, and Peons
• One Day in your TY, the Principal passes by you and your friends, you greet Him, and one of your friends-still clueless asks you: "Is HE our principal?"
• ALL the professors are hell bent on showing that they are a lot busier than anyone else on this whole planet, whereas most of them are not.
• Some students flaunt their Laptops even if they do not need them - YES, thank God, atleast Laptops are allowed...
• For most of the Inter-departmental competitions you are awarded prizes, and gift coupons, and not the much Valuable Certificates and Medals, or Trophies.
• The Peons, Lab-assistants, and even the Watchmen have more value than the students.
• Where the principle doesn't even bother to distribute a few chocolates to his students on his b'day, whereas most students spend the whole day preparing various programs for his b'day celebration.[aka Founders Day]
• You are given attendance for Intercollegiate festivals, events and sports only if you get a hold of either 1st, 2nd, or 3rd position. So... say "Helloooooo Blacklist"
• You find Princi's Little Helpers [just like those school monitors], who are Pnici's eyes, and are recruited from amongst your friends to keep an eye on you, getting lured by the colleges' policy of giving bonus marks in the exam.
• There are separate trips and hikes for both boys and girls.
• You are so traumatised, that even after you reach home, you insist on wearing your ID-card.
• Your ID-card is more valuable than your own Life.
• The college is nothing like its name.
• Some professors are active on Facebook even more than the students.
• The college xerox counter, the sole photocopy machine, is not available for the students most of the time, because it is always being used for college purposes..

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#3 coming up next....
VB signing out...

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