You know you are in My College when..... #1

-:VB:-

You know you are in My College when.....

• The College Gatekeeper asks you for your ID Card
• When he even asks some of the professors for their ID Cards.
• There is a CCTV Cam at the College-gate and the college-entrance, and later on almost everywhere..
• The only place that you won't find a Cam is............ Brace yourself............ the 'Loo'
• You remember watching " Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", and that particular scene where Hogwarts is shown like an Impenetrable fort.
• Very very very few students know the actual name of the college.
• In the Trophy shelf, you find only the rotating trophies of the college, and no Inter-collegiate or University trophies.
• The Complaint Box is placed near the Principals Office.
• You are always, time and again reminded of '3 Idiots' - 'Imperial College of Engineering'
• The Projector room is used for the enlightenment of school kids, to make their minds sharper than a small blade, rather than for the College Students who just have to wait for days to get an Hour of that room - who cares about them anyway? The School Kids are more Important..
• In the name of Annual Day, you are compulsorily made to sit for 3 hours to watch the college students dance, and hear the college appraise itself. A couple of minutes are spent appraising the merit rankers, and winners of various events.
• Almost every week, you find something broken in the Loo.
• You feel detained for a crime that you did not commit.
• Boys and girls cannot sit on a single bench - if seen, either you are warned - OR - directly relieved of your ID-card.
• There are so many girls, that you feel that - Men are Going EXTINCT on this planet.

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#2 coming up next....

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