One liners - Mar. 2013

-:VB:-

One liners for this month:

1.         Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

2.         Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

3.         We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten out of ten die.

4.         Never miss a good chance to shut up

5.         Ask me about my vow of silence.

6.         The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

7.         The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.

8.         Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

9.         If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.

10.     If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

11.     If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

12.     Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

13.     I intend to live forever. So far so good.

14.     Who is "General Failure" and why is he reading my hard disk?

15.     What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

16.     I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

17.     Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

18.     I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I...

19.     I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.

20.     No one is listening till you have made a mistake.

21.     Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a short cut."

22.     Evolution: True science fiction.

23.     What's another word for "thesaurus"?

24.     Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

25.     I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.

[Source 1 ] [Source 2]

Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...

©All Copyrights Reserved.