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One liners for this month:
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One liners for this month:
1.
Gravity: It's not just a good idea, it's the
LAW!
2.
Multitasking means screwing up several things at
once.
3.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic -- ten
out of ten die.
4.
Never miss a good chance to shut up
5.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
6.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional
to the softness of the bread.
7.
The last thing on earth you want to do will be
the last thing you do.
8.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people
in large groups.
9.
If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a
constant state of euphoria.
10.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try
skydiving.
11.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy
her friends?
12.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
13.
I intend to live forever. So far so good.
14.
Who is "General Failure" and why is he
reading my hard disk?
15.
What happens if you get scared half to death
twice?
16.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept
falling out.
17.
Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
18.
I didn't use to finish sentences, but now I...
19.
I've had amnesia as long as I can remember.
20.
No one is listening till you have made a
mistake.
21.
Vacation begins when Dad says, "I know a
short cut."
22.
Evolution: True science fiction.
23.
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
24.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the
time.
25.
I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke
out.
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