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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

One liners - Jan. 2013


Hey people, I just wanted to share some amazing one liners with you, that I have had collected.
So, I'll be posting them for you. Enjoy reading them...

Here goes:

1. The best things in life are free; plus Tax!

2. Work fascinates me; I can look at it for hours.

3. You know you are having a bad day when your twin sister forgets your birthday.

4. If you want breakfast in the bed, sleep in the kitchen.

5. The Jerk Store called. They are running out of you!

6. Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon.

7. Ask for anything you like - except time.

8. Gravity can't be held responsible for falling in love.

9. Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

10. You are so short, you have to look up to look down.

11. Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, Wisdom is dangerous...

12. It is much better to apologize, than to ask for permission.

13. We pretend to work, because they pretend to pay us.

14. He who seeks rest, finds boredom; He who seeks work, finds rest.

15. You can be young once, but you can be immature forever.

16. By all means - Marry! If you get a good wife, you will be happy.
      If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher

17. There is no future in time-travel!

18. God thought He couldn't be everywhere, so He made a Mother.
      Devil thought he couldn't be everywhere, so he made a Mother-in-law.

19. A pessimist is an optimist WITH experience.

20. In life, nothing is certain except Death.... and Taxes!

21. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it

22. I don't have a License to Kill... I have a learners permit!

23. All true wisdom is found on t-shirts!

24. Science is what you know, Philosophy is what you don't know.

25. Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Thanks for reading, and do tell me if my posts are Wise or Wicked...

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